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Chapter 24 - Kerala
Kerala lives up to
its reputation as one of the most laid back Indian states. The people here are so laid back they're almost horizontal! 32
million people inhabit this coastal state. The most distinctive features are the coconut groves, dramatic cliffs and great
beaches, along with the tranquil Keralan backwaters - a system of water channels interweaving small islands of paddy fields
and palm tree surrounded homesteads. Most Keralans speak malayalam and due to a state emphasis on education, they have chieved
a 91% literacy rate.
We
arrived in Fort Cochin on the morning of Christmas Eve after a tiring journey of multiple transport connections. We found
a nice homestay room with a shared lounge and kitchen. After intial explorations we discovered the chinese cantilevered fishing
nets (operated by four men- this design was brought to Cochin in medieval times by merchants from the court of Kublai Khan)
by the sea, St. Francis Church (oldest European built church in India; Vasco da Gama, the Portuguese explorer who was the
first European to round the Cape of Good Hope, was buried here for 14 years), the Dutch Cemetery and the Santa Cruz Basilica.
Kerala has a large amount of christians living in the state. many believe christianity was brought to India by St. Thomas
in 52 CE, but historians believe it came after 400 CE with Syrian merchants hence the establishment of many Syrian churches
since this time. Roman Catholicism arrived with the first wave of European explorers in 1498 (Vasco da Gama and his crew).
We had lunch in a stylish but cheap art cafe which was filled with
westerners of many nationalities. Here we met Andy and his Spanish girlfriend Esperanta. At 6pm the four of us went to St.
Francis Church to listen to the Christmas carol singing. It felt good celebrate Christmas amongst christians- it added to
the atmosphere, otherwise we wouldn't have noticed the event passing! This also awakened a small dose of home sickness. We
would have liked to see more family and friends, but it's also not every year we spend Christmas in the tropics!
On Christmas Day we slept in and woke up to the sound of carol singing
from the nearby Santa Cruz Basilica. After a very lazy morning of sunbathing on the terrace, we made some phonecalls to England.
In the evning we bumped into Robin and Myra (whom we had met in the Sundarbans and agin in Puri) just before entering a Kathakali
Theatre. Kathakali is a Keralan form of acting, and is very different to a London West End Play! It was one of the most bizarre
performances I've ever seen. The actors used a lot of facial expressions and a muscle twitching with a combination of special
hand movements to relay their message. After the show we all dined next to the sea and ate gorgeous seafood whilst swapping
travel stories.
On Boxing Day we treated ourselves to an Ayurvedic massage. Ayurveda
is the science of life and is more than 2000 years old. According to this practice; illness comes from the loss of equilibrium
with the world's natural order. One of the principal methods of restoring the balance to the body (and therefore health) is
through massage- and believe me, they are the most thorough massages one can experience. For westerners the massages can be
considered an unexpectedly intimate experience....let's just say the masseurs leave no part untouched!!! We then watched the
sun go down on Cherai beach on Vypeen Island (opposite Fort Cochin).
On the 27th December we were off again; this time to Allepy (now
renamed Alappuzha) and the Keralan Backwaters. We stayed near nehru Starting Point, one of the main gateways to the backwaters.
Here we ate good homecooked Dhal and grilled fish; read books whilst laying in hammocks and hired a small leaky wooden canoe
to paddle down the small channels that make up the backwaters. We hailed and chatted to locals as we passed the banks of the
channels and posed for pictures taken by Indian tourists on luxurious hoseboats wondering why two foreigners chose a half-sinking
canoe as their means of transport!
The Keralan Backwaters are unique as an ecosystem and are a unmissable
part of a visit to South India. They are unfortunately under a lot of environmental pressure. Land is being reclaimed for
agricultural purposes; motor boats leave trails of oil on the surface of the water, houseboats often dump their waste directly
into the water without treating it, and water hyacinths are clogging many of the channels and threaten to spread further (they
are extremely difficult to eradicate). Despite these issues the Keralan Backwaters remain an incredibly beautiful area of
the world and deserve to be protected.
The tourist mecca of Varkala was our last stop in kerala and we stayed
there for three nights. Our visit coincided with Id and an Indian festival so we struggled to find a place to stay. We walked
along the cliffs past the dozens of tourist boutiques and bamboo cabins that flank the Papanasham Beach. The path descended
past the palm tree studded Black Beach and we finally found a place for two nights behind a mosque.
We had, yet again, bumped into Robin and Moyra on the cliff and joined
them, Dustin and Misha (Canadian brother and sister) for sundowners and dinner. The sunset was the slearest we had seen so
far. The next day was a sun kissed day of getting trashed by large waves and sunbathing.
On New Year's Eve morning we were rudely awakened at 5am by the blaring
loudspeakers of the mosque, chanting prayers in Arabic and Malayalam to celebrate the start of the Id period of fasting. This
continued all morning and destroyed hopes of a decent sleep in! Not having a room booked for that night, we were obliged to
search for another one. Our search led us
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Chapter 25 - Tamil Nadu
Our first stop in Tamil Nadu was the southern tip of India: Cape
Comorin (renamed Kanyakumari). Here the land meets water from the Bay of Bengal, the Indian Ocean and the Arabian Sea. Kanyakumari
is an important pilgrimage town, some of Ghandi’s ashes were kept here before being sprinkled into the sea and there
were temples devoted to the Devi Kanya, a goddess incarnation of Parvati.
Here the sunrise and sunset have a special significance (it’s
not often one sees this happening over three major bodies of water and at the tip of a subcontinent!). We missed the sunset
because our train was late (just!). We consoled ourselves with the fact that it was cloudy on the horizon then deemed it was
time to search for somewhere to crash for the night. After trying one hotel that charged twice as much as the guidebook quote,
we left to search for another. We had fun running away from the hotel employee sent to follow us to collect some ‘backsheesh’
at the hotel of our choice. People like to make the hotel manager think it was their ideas to bring you there and duly get
rewarded. This, however, bumps up the price of the room for us.
After drastic escape and evasion tactics along the alleys of Kanyakumari
and after several other attempts to secure a room we finally negotiated a reasonable price in a hotel owned by a dodgy little
character. So that’s how we ended New Year’s Day.
We were up on time to catch the sunrise the next morning. The cloudy
horizon made it less spectacular but it felt good to see the sun eventually burst free to bathe the waiting crowds in its
light.
An inspiration of the day was to see a woman crippled (no use of
both of her legs) by polio yet managed an internet café very well by shuffling around on the floor. It shows that begging
isn’t the only option for these unfortunate people.
We took the time to ‘get sorted’ in Madurai. We both
bought new glasses (for the equivalent of $12 each) and I had a long overdue haircut and a cut-throat shave. For the first
time since leaving London we scoffed Pringles dipped in Salsa sauce in front of movies (on the ubiquitous Star Movies channel)
in our hotel room.
After reading a lot of hype about Pondicherry being a bastion of
French culture and cuisine, we were very disappointed at what we actually found. Apart from a couple of interesting churches;
the few colonial buildings that remain are not impressive in the slightest, nor do they add much to the ambiance. The beach
promenade is lackluster and can easily be surpassed by those of Redcar and Saltburn in North East England. Street names are
in French and Tamil and in one of the restaurants we went to the food was decent but vastly overpriced. At the risk
of sounding like a travel show critic, this place seemed terribly overrated.
We dropped in on Auroville during our stay in Pondicherry.
Auroville is unique. There are 1, 700 residents and 35 nationalities spread over 20 km. It is an international experiment
in human unity inspired by an Indian philosopher called Shree Aurobindo and founded in 1968 by a Frenchwoman known as ‘The
Mother’. The original plan for the town shaped it like a galaxy and the community reject ownership of property. They
intension is to live and work side by side for the purpose of human and spiritual development, rather than economic advancement.
There are shools, health clinics, shops and a space age meditation centre. Residents do jobs they feel like doing as long
as it is needed and can be of use to the community. After reading a bit about the community philosophy it seemed appealing
to me but on further reflection I decided it was good for the people involved but too divorced from reality, from places where
real human issues exist that desperately need addressing: poverty, crime, corruption, infrastructural deficiencies, violence
and disease. Auroville does prove its worth as an educational centre and an example of a diverse group of people living together
(or trying too) in harmony; and who says our consumption-competition driven societies show the only path to happiness?
Not far from Pondicherry is the World Heritage listed
Mamallapuram. It was once the second capital and seaport of the Pallava kings of Kanchipuram and is famed for its stone carvings
and temples. Nowadays it’s also famed for its excellent seafood! To this day one can hear artisans chipping away with
their hammer and chisels. The rock carvings around Mamallapuram are unique because they depict scenes from everyday life rather
than the usual gods and goddesses posing for the pilgrims.
By now, Laure and I were feeling quite travel weary;
and viewing the temples and rock carvings through eyes that had already seen so many wonders of the natural and man made world,
we failed to appreciate them as much. Maybe if we were fresh from Europe we’d have seen the rock carvings on show in
a completely different light…..
We left Tamil Nadu via its capital: Chennai (Madras)
and went to Hampi in Karnataka State by train. We stayed in a town called Hospet and spent a great day visiting the many scattered
temples, ruins and statues by moped. This experience invigourated us and gave us the boost that we needed. Touring the area
on a moped gave us a sense of freedom from our usual habits of using public transport. What really made it special was finding
hilltop temples deserted, perched majestically above the surrounding bizarre boulder strewn landscape. The Tanghabhadra River
carves lazily through this awesome scenery and is serviced by coracle boatmen who fill their rounded river crafts full to
the brim with locals and foreigners alike.
We would have loved to spend more time exploring the
ruins of Vijayanagar (founded by Telugu princes in 1336) but now it was time to catch our train to Goa State for a taste of
Portugal (the Europeans certainly knew how to spread their wings in days gone by!!).
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Chapter 26 - Goa and Mumbai
We arrived in Goa State from the east. From Margao
station we headed north to Panaji, the state capital that lies next to the gaping mouth of Mandovi River. Goa has India’s
highest income per capita with tourism at the core of the local economy. This, like in parts of Karnataka and Kerala State
was immediately visible in the form of better quality infrastructure, houses and less destitute looking people. The population
of the state is 1.34 million and the main languages are Konkani, Marathi, English and Hindi. I was very surprised that Portuguese
wasn’t included since Goa was a former Portuguese colony.
The Portuguese arrived in Goa in 1510, attracted by
the natural harbours and wide rivers. Christianity and other aspects of European ‘civilisation’ were soon to follow.
Of the European colonial heavyweights, Portugal was the first to arrive in India and the last to leave. Goa remained a Portuguese
colony until 1961 (The rest of India gained independence in 1947!).
Just as in Fort Cochin, evidence of colonization abounds.
There are dozens of churches, cathedrals, mansions, forts and residential areas that are relicts of this period. Panaji sports
some quintessential exhibits of European architecture. The quaint streets around the Old Portuguese quarter are great to explore.
We spent several hours wandering around this area, on one occasion to find accommodation, on another for leisure.
From Panaji we went on a short excursion to Old Goa,
the now abandoned former capital of Goa. Here is a spattering of cathedrals and churches. Each one is impressive in its own
right and brings back memories of the cathedral cities of Europe. Some of these still hold parts of the incorrupt i.e. not
too decayed remains of the patron saint of Goa: Saint Francis Xavier.
After our short stay in Panaji we headed for the famous
beaches of Goa. The particular beach we opted for was Palolem. This idyllic palm fringed beach is now very much geared towards
the tourists. Densely packed beach huts are scattered throughout the palm trees, and seaside restaurants offer the many catches
of the day. Touristy, yes, but also very relaxing.
We stayed in a dirt cheap cabin on the beach and invested
in a Frisbee. The sea was calm enough to swim in without being annihilated by the waves. Our first couple of days there
defined the word relaxation, our third day there also fell into this category except for the fact that we actually got off
our backsides and explored a bit further than the nearest palm tree. By boat we visited Butterfly Beach seeing many dolphins
flash their fins to us on the way. We had one hour to ourselves before the other tourists rudely invaded the cove. We went
across to nearby Patnam, which apparently resembles Palolem 6 years ago. These days of total relaxation were another welcome
break from the intensity and non-stop pace of sightseeing. The delicious salads and seafood and wine also helped the days
slip by with ease. A couple of Goan musicians entertained us by playing songs on request. They were both extremely talented
and deserve to be on a world tour.
On our last night we dined with Dan and Sarah (British
brother and sister) and chatted about the benefits of body detoxification (Indian style!) and the indiscretions of Indian
men towards western women!
Our last train ride in India was an overnight train
from Margao to Mumbai (formerly Bombay). We traveled in a Sleeper Class (4th class) compartment. We got chatting to the other
people in our compartment and each one was a character, from the man from New Delhi who was overly proud of his high connection
and wealth to the naval submariner who wowed us with his self taught ability to play the harmonica; and the single German
mother who was very brave to travel in India with her two young children (daughter of 10 and a son of 1 ˝ years old).
Mumbai has in my opinion, the best examples of British
colonial architecture- some streets almost feel Londonesque. The Gateway of India is symbolic as the last British soldiers
departed through this archway, leaving an independent divided India in their wake.
We hired a taxi driver to take us on a tour of Mumbai
and gave him a blank cheque to take us wherever he wanted. He drove us past Chowpatty Beach, a Jain Temple (spectacular- another
reminder us of the Swarminarayan Mandir in London!) and the Hanging Garden on Malabar Hill (a wealthy area) with hedges shaped
like animals. After this we asked to be taken to see the ‘real’ Bombay, to have a glimpse of life for most of
the residents of this eclectic city.
The driver took us directly to the large Muslim quarter,
past the cattle-drawn cart waiting next to a taxi revving its engine at the traffic lights, and into the red light district.
Streetside curtains hid the activities in Mumbai’s underbelly. Luckily for the inhabitants of this particular street,
it had the largest concentration of HIV/AIDS and sexual health clinics I’ve ever seen in one place- a testimony of the
issues here. One stick waving midget pimp advertised the transgender prostitutes in his seedy enclosure as our taxi trundled
on. Thankfully we passed through this area pretty quickly and then began to go through even poorer areas of the Muslim quarter,
tenement block by tenement block. Each area was a real hive of activity. One thing about Mumbai (and most of India) is that
the heat and the cramped space cause most people to stay outside as much as possible, hence the seething masses out in the
streets until late at night.
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| Fort Cochin/Kochi |

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| Sign language in Kochi |

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| Xmas eve at Fort Cochin - Entrance of St Francis Church |

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| Kochi - Kathakali performance |

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| Varkala - our first sunset there |

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2km away from the main beaches but conveniently next to some deserted
ones. More beach time was followed by cocktails at 6pm with Robin and Moyra in the Funky Art Cafe. After watching the last
sunset of 2006 and working our way through the cocktail menu, we went to another cafe and did the same there!
For dinner we were joined by Dustin, Misha and an English couple
(James and Danielle) whom we had met in the Backwaters. The food took at least 2 hours to arrive (grilled sea salmon and mashed
potato) and the alcohol continued to hit 8 empty stomachs! By the time we had finished our meal it was 3 minutes to midnight
so we raced to Black beach to see the most uncontrolled fireworks display (one hit the thatched roof of a hotel room and set
it on fire!) ever to celebrate the onset of 2007. Then it was back
to the cliff to search for a disco. we experimented with several discos and experienced the world's worst DJs, but it was
fun all the same!
We had a morning swim to clear the cobwebs on New Year's Day
and strolled along the empty beach. We then had to say goodbye to Varkala and Kerala State as we made our way to Cape Comorin
(renamed Kanyakumari) at the southern tip of India.

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| Kanyakumari - Sunrise at the tip of India (and above 3 different seas!) |

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| Kanyakumari |

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| Kanyakumari - Gandhi monument |

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| Holy food |

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| Tattoo anyone? |

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| Inside Madurai temple |

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| Outside Madurai temple |

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| Pondicherry - Statue of Gandhi on the waterfront promenade |

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| In the streets of Mamallapuram... |

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| Mamallapuram - The 5 Rathas |

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| Hampi |

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| Tom proud and happy to drive us around the ruins of Hampi! |

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| Hampi - Elephant blessing! |

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| Old Goa |

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| Palolem beach |

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| Early morning on Palolem beach |

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| Sunset on Palolem |

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| Cyrius beach cafe - our local!... |

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| Mumbai - Victoria Terminal |

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| Mumbai - Chowpatty Beach |

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| Mumbai - Gateway of India |
We paid our driver and proceeded to stuff our faces
in an Indian McDonalds. One immediate difference- it was a McDonalds without any beef! Not wanting to discourage the
Hindu market (who consider cows to be holy), McDonalds have substituted their beef products with chicken and spicy potatoes.
The result is a range of McCurries, McAloo (potato) burgers and a McMaratha (spicy chicken burger that replaces the Big Mac!).
Our last afternoon in India was filled with a visit to Elephanta Island to see the interesting-but-not-too-amazing Hindu rock
carvings guarded by macaques (one of whom attacked Laure!) and a schizophrenic security man.
Deprived of cinema for long stretches of time, we spent
our last night watching ‘Blood Diamonds’- not the most Indian thing to do, but what the heck! And we did stand
up for the Indian national anthem played at the beginning! The next day a drive to the airport by a man who clearly left his
marbles at home made us both feel a bit better about leaving this awesome sub-continent and land of wonders!
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| Kochi - fresh fish cooked for you right next to the sea! |

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| Kochi - Santa Cruz Basilica |

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| Colourful entrance at St Francis Church |

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| Xmas Carols! |

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| Kerala Backwaters... |

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| Tom relaxing on our special Allepy bed... |

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| Carrom Board alias Indian Pool |

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| Varkala - North of the Cliff |

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| Varkala beach (south view) |

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| Kanyakumari - Inside the main church where we met a man who lost all his family in the tsunami |

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| Kanyakumari - Tsunami monument |

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| Holy bath |

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| Madurai - Tom facing a shave! |

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| Inside Madurai temple (a bit more leafy) |

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| Madurai temple - School visite of the adjacent museum |

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| 'Pondy' policeman with a bright red version of the French kepi |

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| Auroville - Matrimandir |

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| Mamallapuram Shore temple (Oh another temple!) |

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| Hampi - a fantastic site! |

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| Goa (Oh another church!) |

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| The remains of St Francis Xavier |

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| One of the many dolphins who came to swim around our boat! |

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| Goa - Our beach hut! |

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| Mumbai - Woman praying and playing with rice at the Jain Temple |

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| Mumbai - Elephanta island |
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